school service [a poetic break 2)
school service
blame(d for) the decline of the obesity epidemic
pilot (in the pipeline) fight the flab wireless-based children
2 palestinians infiltrate a school = th()rough attendance
– well-armed cells of militants biologically studied –
“lil angel” is consistently missed
brandishing a bottle on raunchy internet show
‘Close up her ample cleavage!’ – ‘She should be serving the people of Henley!’
ne0 Nazis link arms (all three teachers are male)
pastoral care pretend to be religious pretend to be jewish? – Holocaust Education. Trust. – ‘So totally jewish!’ my freaky Britney faking religion
chart toppers Clock the madrasah – ‘psssst! Offer them the imam!’
this is the year £2008
– makes you pew:
thousands of parents suffer from KIDs = evaluation for misbehaving
DISCIPLINEINDISCIPLINE – get it into their heads create an ethos plaque quoting plaques chosen at random }likely to be disappointed; adopt controversy.
Courses/corpses divided into 2 camps
How many will be left?
Remember to avoid expellatory grammar; most people got it and kept passing it along for fun – school links to gay pornography site [links appear = play/say Wii] – Christian molestation
handcuffed five year olds school-cuffed just rambling and confused
Pick up at school; giving is not an impulse
Launch the proto ty P.E.
(Distribution was far more widespread )
white t-shirts – insane and moral ly – are see through (black with pink) – GirlsActive
Bargain = school apartheid/bottoms instead of pleated skirts
‘ENTER THEIR CHILDREN FOR TESTS!’ non-hood wearing yobs just Nod Like the head
instil some enthusiasm in negative stereotypes – they are as commonplace as organic chicken
parents with sharp elbows move on to plan B = sudden longing
fail to comply fail to learn fail to lie fail to fail
inspire people as they do their business
take extra curricular activities = generosity classes = prevent naming rights/money flooding
men’s bathrooms (the technology hub) promote philanthropy refuse {direct social impact}
– plopped £25,000.
Zap Porn Images (dynamism for kids) = a Fagin-style crime racket
Public denouncement/private exaltation
stabbed + shot =
shot + killed =
The Flight of the Conchords Rises From the Ashes of The Mighty Boosh
It is very important from the outset that you do not think I am drawing any comparisons between the comedy ‘The Mighty Boosh’ and the comedy ‘The Flight of the Conchords’. Apart from them being both primarily focused on a duo and a use of music within the programmes (much more in ‘TFotC’), they are completely different comedies.
The only reason I have given this post such a title is because I felt bad leaving you with a rather negative review of the third series of The Mighty Boosh and thought it was only right I give you something else to watch. And, in my humble opinion, I am giving you something that is absolutely incredible! I am a legend. You’re welcome.
Okay, so while The Mighty Boosh lies on BBC Three, The Flight of the Conchords was aired about five months ago on BBC Four, as well as being played on HBO (arguably USA’s most respected television channel in terms of quality) . It is based on a band called Flight of The Conchords, which consists of two men from New Zealand (Bret and Jermaine), who have travelled to the USA to make it big. With an incompetent manager, called Murray, who also works in the tiny building that is the New Zealand Consulate, and only one disturbing fan, called Mel, each episode focuses on both their attempts to succeed as a band and their own lives.
I’m not going to go too much into what happens in each episode and so forth, as I find that nothing ruins comedy more than an actual essay about it! However, each episode contains brilliant storylines that cover the awkward, slightly bizarre lives of these few characters in New York. The humour ranges from intelligent, subtle insights into the idiosyncratic nature of everyday life to fantastic surreal images and concepts.
Furthermore, every episode is capped off with at least two songs interwoven within the plot that are hilarious, but also very good songs! There is no doubt that with serious lyrics they would be great tracks. They achieve a great balance that will have you laughing when you hear them (and see the brilliant music videos!) and have you singing them later on as you walk down the street. I warn you though, singing these songs will make you look quite weird to passers by as you sing about mermaids, songs in french, and lines like, ‘oh pretty prince of parties, where’d you get your clothes? They’re made of snow!’
This comedy achieves the perfect balance of restrained moments that display great insight into everyday life and the sense of surreal that can be found within the mundane. The directing is superb and the whole comedy achieves aural and visual originality.
Whether you are a fan of the humour in The Office, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, The Peep Show or whatever other cutting edge comedies have existed over the past ten years, you are bound to find something you love in The Flight of the Conchords. I would even go far to say you end up preferring it to the great array of comedies it arises from.
While The Office and Extras end and The Mighty Boosh and The Peep show grow stagnant, the rise of The Flight of the Conchords ensures there is still a comedy out there for everyone to love.
The DVD of their first series is available to buy along with all of their music. The songs from the series can also be viewed on YouTube, so you can see how right I am first and then buy the DVD!
Deserved Hype for the Hype Machine
The quest for free music and sharing music could be seen as starting, or really taking force, with the tape, sitting next to the radio and pressing record, trying to stop the recording before the DJ started speaking. Then you would share your tapes, your compiled playlists, with friends allowing them to record it onto their own tape player. Of course, I may be ignoring times even before this when people perhaps had managed to get a copy of the musical manuscript for Mozart’s latest hit! Perhaps not.
